1. The Full Situp
To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.
The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you’re too embarrassed to move it.
3. The Semicircle
Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.
4. The Sunbather
The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let’s take this excellent opportunity to coin the term “meta-comfortable.”
5. The Double Bed
You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.
6. The Half-Box
Any old box will do, but two of your feet – preferably on opposite sides of your body – must remain outside the container at all times.
7. The Backstroker
Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.
8. The Sleeping Baby
Find a baby. Imitate the baby.
9. The Fur Pile
For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.
10. The Full-Box
Just get your whole damn body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.
11. The Drunken Radiator
Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn’t mean you can’t be nice and warm.
12. The Sleeping Dog
Find a dog. Imitate the dog.
13. The Librarian
Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.
14. The Ruler
Measure the floor with every inch of your tiny body.
15. The Windowsill
The whole world is your hammock.
16. The Clothes Dryer
Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.
17. The Pot Luck
Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.
18. The Head-Rush
Head to the ground, paws in the air – let gravity do the rest.
19. The Odd One Out
For this one you will need first to find two willing conformists.
20. The Mid-Sentence
Only recommended for individuals with extreme forms of narcolepsy.
21. The Bag Of Limbs (Box Edition)
Have a friend or loved one take you apart and put you back together haphazardly inside a box.
22. The Bag Of Limbs (Couch Edition)
Same as above, except (obviously) without the box.
23. The Dog Bed
Not a bed for dogs, but a bed that is made of dogs. I.e., the most comfortable bed you will ever sleep on that also smells kind of funky.
24. The Office Worker
Fall asleep on the job. LOL.
25. The Married Couple
Don’t be afraid to snore.
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Reblogged this on Celadon Pool two and commented:
These are hillarious
I laughed harder with each one!
We are so happy you came by Chancy’s blog for some reason we have not been getting notices when you post. Love, love, love all these pictures. Made us smile and laugh. Hugs and nose kisses
That’s very funny! You never know how us cats will fall asleep next.
Adorable!!! Loved them all.
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too purrrrfect!!!
🙂
Loved these!
To have the ability to sleep wherever and however like a cat would be purrfect
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WoW!:D Sparta, thank you very much 🙂
Every day with cats in your house is a good one since no matter what’s going on they make you smile!
OMG what funny poses! great shots!
I’m alone in the room laughing out loud at this! Awesome post!!!
They’re all hilarious *snorting with laughter* – I want to see some more….!!
I’m forwarding these to my momma! She’s planning on getting a kitty or two…I think this will speed up the process 🙂
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I’ll have to send this URL to my mother-in-law. It’s too cute.
How wonderful to see such totally secure and relaxed animals. And so gorgeous! Thanks.
These lists are great — thank you for compiling and sharing them! 😀
these are all so funny and adorable!
Fantastic post! Had me chuckling into my 2nd cup of morning coffee! 🙂
Thank you for the good writeup. It if truth be told was
once a enjoyment account it. Look advanced to more delivered agreeable from
you! By the way, how can we keep in touch?
My little guy uses the ruler most of the time.