The Polite Cat
Uses chopsticks properly, like a cultured cat would. Source: i.imgur.com
Tickles that ivory like an old pro. Source: cdn.uproxx.com
Took ballroom dancing classes, can waltz with the best of them. Source: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
He just finished his thesis. Topic: CULTURE. Source: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mtd2obzc1r0k830o1_500.gif
Went to Sweden, learned how to massage. Source: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6c4wQuNy1qd06uwo1_500.gif
Knows the trials and tribulations of sweat shops. Source: lh4.googleusercontent.com
Speaks Italian. Cosa Vuoi? Source: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkq4ecBDLv1qbyxrvo1_500.gif
Learned how to garden while visiting Croatia.
Knows books. Military books.
Trained in Japan.
What? Ohhh. Yeah. Mon.
Knows the difference between roses and poison ivy, as taught in Spain.
Like I said, the AristoCAT
Apprenticed with Steve Jobs himself.
The City Slicker
He’s from Brooklyn, Fuhgeddaboudit
He’s a classical guitarist.
Sushi chef extraordinaire, also knows karate. Cultured.
The Well-Mannered Cat
Learned at a young age pasta is not finger food. It’s slurping food. Cultured.
Learned everything she knows from Mary Poppins, queen of culture.
The Food Critic
Traveled around the world tasting foods with Anthony Bourdain. Culture is in his blood.
Learned how to embroider while in India.
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