Ever wondered why there are scratches on the screen? This is why…
They also compare the temperatures of your two notebooks. They might answer some of your emails while doing this.
They check if the laptop bag they bought for your birthday is the right size.
They hack into NASA.
They like to pretend that they are webcams.
They have a look at your porn collection to make sure that you’re as pervert as the neighbours say.
And this is what they do when they find out that the neighbours were right.